Hvad amerikanere stak ind i kropsåbninger 2017

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(Men jo kun dem hvor man skulle på skadestuen)




All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits---

As always, objects are sorted by orifice, working south:
Ear

BOBBY PIN
SMALL RED TOY
“WAS RUNNING WITH A STICK IN EAR; FELL STRIKING WALL”
BREAD
BATTERY
“FELL ASLEEP WITH A PENCIL POKED IN HIS RIGHT EAR, PENCIL LEAD IN EAR CANAL”
BROOM STRAW
SLIM METAL ROD
“STUFFED PAPER TOWEL IN EARS TO ACT AS EAR PLUGS BECAUSE ROOMMATE WAS SNORING, UNABLE TO GET IT OUT OF EAR”
PUTTY
A BEAN
“GASOLINE IN LEFT EAR WHILE CHANGING FUEL FILTER”
PENCIL SHAVINGS
STEM OF A PLASTIC FLOWER
RAIN WATER
TWO STICKERS STUCK TOGETHER
“GOOGLY EYE INSIDE HIS RIGHT EAR, AND ANOTHER THROUGH NOSE”

Nose

CANDY WRAPPER
FUZZY ARTS AND CRAFTS BALL
“SHOVED PLASTIC TOY UP IN BOTH NOSTRILS”
GUM
PINK BALLOON
WAD OF HAIR
“HOLDING A BOX OF JUICY JUICE AND THE STRAW WENT UP NOSTRIL”
HEART-SHAPED NECKLACE PENDANT
“PLAYING WITH A DIME ABOVE HEAD AND LOOKED UP WITH COIN FALLING INTO NOSE”
“STUCK HAIRPIN INTO NOSTRIL TRYING TO CLEAR BLOOD CLOT FROM NOSEBLEED”
FISHTANK GRAVEL
FISHING LURE
BABY BOTTLE NIPPLE
ONE MAGNET IN EACH NOSTRIL

Throat

OPEN SAFETY PIN
CIGARETTE
“A COUPLE PIECES OF DECORATIVE GLASS FROM A VASE”
DIARY KEY
EASTER EGG
“SWALLOWED STAPLES BECAUSE ‘ALIENS TOLD HER TO’”
AQUARIUM THERMOMETER
“SWALLOWED EARRING IN HER SLEEP THAT WAS IN MOUTH WHENSHE FELL ASLEEP”
SEWING NEEDLE
“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”
ANGEL’S TRUMPET SEED PODS
GRITS
“A GOLDEN SHINY PENNY”
“WAS DOING A MAGIC TRICK AND ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED A QUARTER”
GROW CAPSULE
CONFETTI
“FOUND AFTER SWALLOWING 1/2 PACK OF GUM IN ROOM AT HOME, EMPTY WRAPPERS EVERYWHERE”
HOT SAUCE PACKET
“INJURED AFTER EATING CHARGING END OF CELL PHONE”
EARWIG
“SWALLOWED 3 PLASTIC PUSH-PINS IN A DARE AT SCHOOL, WON $15"

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Penis

A LITTLE SCREW
A SHARP TOY
FOUR INCH LONG METAL SEX TOY
PLASTIC SPOON
PIECE OF DOMINO
PIECE OF PLASTIC SHAMPOO BOTTLE
“PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS”
COAXIAL CABLE

Vagina

SCENTED SOAP
DEODORANT LID
“WAS CLEANING SELF IN SHOWER WHEN FOUND A TAMPON IN VAGINA. CONCERNED THAT THERE IS ANOTHER TAMPON IN VAGINA”
BOTTLECAP
PENIS RING WITH SPIKES ON IT
A PIECE OF RUSTY METAL
SILICON BALLS. PATIENT STATES IS FOR “YOU KNOW, FOR WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LEAVES TOWN”
A BALL
BIKE REFLECTOR
“ON PERIOD, INSERTED NON-BIRTH CONTROL SPONGE IN VAGINA SO SHE COULD SWIM”
HEADPHONES
HOT TOWEL
“WAS HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE PUT PHONE AND MONEY IN VAGINA”
CLAY
CANDLESTICK
LOLLIPOP
“USING MASSAGING URETHRAL VAGINAL STONE BALLS & THE STRING HOLDING 15 BALLS TOGETHER DISSOLVED, CAN ONLY FIND 14 BALLS”
TOY MAGIC WAND

Rectum

GOLF BALL
PEANUT BUTTER JAR
SPRAY BOTTLE
CURTAIN ROD
“STUCK A TOY UP HIS RECTUM BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS CONSTIPATED”
TOOTHBRUSH
TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
FLOSS CONTAINER
MOUTHWASH BOTTLE
“AT A PARTY HAVING FUN WITH HIS MALE FRIENDS WHEN ONE PUT A SHOT GLASS UP HIS RECTUM”
SMALL WOODEN KNICK-KNACK
SCREWDRIVER
PLASTIC FORK
TOY MISSILE
PLASTIC VIBRATING DILDO, CAN NOT TURN OFF
“ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDO FROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER”
CIGAR TUBE TO RELIEVE HEMORRHOIDS
“FEELING LONELY, USED A MASCARA CONTAINER IN PLASTIC BAG, PUT IN RECTUM”
TIN CUP
HAIR BRUSH
“WAS DRINKING WITH FRIENDS AND ‘GOT TO EXPERIMENTING,’ AIR FRESHENER CONTAINER STUCK IN ANUS”
MARBLES
A LARGE BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO
“SAT IN BATHTUB AND FELT SOMETHING GO INTO HER ANUS”
CAT FOOD CAN
BAG OF ORAL TOBACCO
“WATER BOTTLE IN RECTUM, DOES THIS TO REDUCE ANXIETY”
3 AA BATTERIES
2 AAA BATTERIES
D BATTERY
“PATIENT SAID I HAVE A COIN IN MY ASS FROM A MONTH AGO”


https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-d ... 1821393493

[Wizzze]

Lige til WTF tråden...
“SAT IN BATHTUB AND FELT SOMETHING GO INTO HER ANUS”

Så er det man spørger hvad hun tog bad sammen med?

[Slettet bruger]

Der er en med vagina der er meget WTF for mig også

HEADPHONES

Det giver ikke mening

[Juki]

Ej, jeg kan ikke holde ud at læse den liste

Noget af det sjoveste jeg har hørt/læst for år tilbage er stadig et par, hvor kvinde havde fået en appelsin op i skeden. Men da den skulle ud opstod der problemer da den bare drejede rundt og rundt

[paint]

“WAS DRINKING WITH FRIENDS AND ‘GOT TO EXPERIMENTING,’ AIR FRESHENER CONTAINER STUCK IN ANUS”

Man ved bare at det har været en god fest, når man sidder på skadestuen med en dåse luftfrisker i måsen...

Og man ved bare, at folk føler sig ensomme når de gør dette. Det er bare noget der virker på ensomhed

“FEELING LONELY, USED A MASCARA CONTAINER IN PLASTIC BAG, PUT IN RECTUM”

[Juki]

Der er en med vagina der er meget WTF for mig også

HEADPHONES

Det giver ikke mening

Back Street Boys fan.

Gad vide hvilket nummer der blev spillet imens.