Morfarhumor eller vandede vitser

[dgd2007]

To nuller går tur i ørkenen og de sveder for vildt. De støder på et ottetal og det ene nul siger til det andet “at de gider i den varme”.

[dgd2007]

[dgd2007]

[Pilgrim]

Jeg er ikke så god til de danske. Here goes.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?’

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.

[dgd2007]

[dgd2007]

[dgd2007]

[Allmost_Famous]

Er en grønthandler i virkeligheden en farvehandler med et temmelig begrænset udvalg?

[Allmost_Famous]

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you! You have my word!

[Delfin]

Hvorfor handler sølvpapirshattene altid i netto?
Fordi de afskyr fakta

[dgd2007]

[Allmost_Famous]

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[Moxy-lady]

Hvad kalder man en meget hurtig vandrende pind?

en sportsgren

[dgd2007]

[POCKETKITTEN]

Hvad kalder man en mand, der hedder Finn, med en and under hver arm?





Finn med to N’er.