Lemonella skrev:To nuller går tur i ørkenen og de sveder for vildt. De støder på et ottetal og det ene nul siger til det andet “at de gider i den varme”.
Morfarhumor eller vandede vitser
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Jeg er ikke så god til de danske. Here goes.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?’
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?’
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.
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Er en grønthandler i virkeligheden en farvehandler med et temmelig begrænset udvalg?
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I've said it before and I'll say it again...
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you! You have my word!
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I've said it before and I'll say it again...
- Delfin
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Hvorfor handler sølvpapirshattene altid i netto?
Fordi de afskyr fakta
Fordi de afskyr fakta
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Hvad kalder man en meget hurtig vandrende pind?
en sportsgren
en sportsgren
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My world 12-10-18
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Hvad kalder man en mand, der hedder Finn, med en and under hver arm?
Finn med to N’er.
Finn med to N’er.
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Man kan godt være dum, selvom man har en høj IP.